thought it might be fun to drink a bunch of cheap alcohol
stumble out the house and stray in to the mall
knockin' over mannequins
and scaring people's kids
wrong way up the escalator
eatin' shit
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your high brow homie always knows what's cool
trying to sell the benefits of hanging out at high schools
grass or no grass...your dude brings cleats
age is just a number
he gets younger every week
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everywhere you go you're forced to lie through your gums
about everything including what you do and where you're from
still can't manage to love yourself
blaming all your problems on everybody else
holes in your story
can't get no help
brick by brick your own private hell
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tenderloin broad hollerin' denominations
tellin' me she needs to get to cahill station
2:37 ain't a train for hours
she hit the next corner to charge up her super powers
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back in 40 seconds lookin' like she fought a ghost
askin' me what i was doin' on jones and post
said i was waiting for a ride back to san jose
she asked if she could come cos she was going that way
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had to tell her i was lying
then i ran down to geary
then i started seeing zombies disappearing
looked behind me sprintin' seen her trip on a curb
dust herself off and turn into a bird
real life pigeon
eatin' chicken off the ground
with some college kid's vomit to wash it down
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i try to walk solid
but my life ain't perfect
staying away from booze makes for an easy solution
i have my moments when i spazz the conditions
but generally i'm calm
and use keen evaluation
pretty cool in almost any situation
i'd say i'm pretty patient
but please don't try my patience
either stay the fuck away
or keep your distance
before it becomes another wrong decision